Tricked, part two

I am *so* going to design pregnancy tests that come with little hologram chips. And when the test is negative, instead of just seeing one line, you also get a hologram projection of money catching fire and burning up Isn't that BRILLIANT?

At this point, I'm starting to think my body is playing some elaborate trick on me. I had a very definitive thermal shift. It is painfully (har har) obvious that I had cervical fluid dry-up. According to my chart, I ovulated 14 days ago. Three days ago, my temp dipped below the coverline, which supposedly is the equivalent of red flashing lights and sirens announcing impending menstruation. So far, not even one teeny tiny drop of blood. And I am so not pregnant.

Time to ring up the doctor...