Like a shopping spree, but cheaper

I came home froom running some errands this morning to find a box by the door. I squinted at the label, and, lo, it was a box addressed to me! From...persephone! Filled with oodles of maternity clothes! All manner of tops, plus skirts and jumpers that go suitably past the knee without looking frumpy. And all for the terrific price of "just take good care of them and send them back when you're done."

I must go put on a fashion show now. So what if I'm in my living room? If the neighbors want to catch a glimpse of my stretch marks and ridiculous belly-support contraption while I fling off one outfit in favor of another, that's their problem!