2dpo: Can I test yet?

I'm joking. Of course I'm joking. But, seriously, I have to survive another eleven days of this? How do you people do this month after month after month? I mean, infertility sucks, but at least I never had this am-I-pregnant? uncertainty. It's driving me maaaaaaaaaad.

It doesn't help that the hCG and the progesterone both create symptoms that mess with your head. Within twelve hours of my trigger shot, my belly was bloated and my breasts were sore. And then the breasts went from merely sore to swollen and sore. And then nipples woke up, and they've been standing at attention ever since. Which would be bad enough, what with putting one bra and all of my snug shirts out of commission, but sensitivity is also way up...which means that pretty much anything that brushes against my nipples is bad, bad, bad. Including most of the rest of my shirts. And Ezra.

Oh, and I believe they've also been lit on fire. I think the ovaries, forced into work last week, are flaming them in protest.